I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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