sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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