As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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