this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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