Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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