you mean i was at the winter classic?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Randomize
