I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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