Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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