I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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