Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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