Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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