Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
