How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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