she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
id be glad to
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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