Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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