I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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