scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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