Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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