Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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