Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm going to jail i love you
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
And then he peed in my hair
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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