i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Couch. On fire.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
the raccoons are back...
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