would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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