Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
