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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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(303): View more from Colorado

i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic

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(514): View more from Quebec

You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.

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(970): View more from Colorado

they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother

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(716): View more from New York

The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES

(1-505): View more from New Mexico

This is going everywhere on the internet.

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(917): View more from New York City

just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1

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Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?

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