do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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