We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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