she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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