I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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