so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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