I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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