If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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