the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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