I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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