just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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