But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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