Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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