If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So much rum. So many feels.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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