If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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