so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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