so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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