I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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