Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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