margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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