I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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