Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
