I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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