Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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