Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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