i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
