tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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