Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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