When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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