So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I have aggressive nipples.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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